Retard

Retard is a player who first joined on the fifth generation server, he is the official leader of Gang Retard on Minecraft, and the Arch-Duke of Retardistan.

Biography
Retard found the country of Retardistan by the shore of Penis Lake, where he first built his home, which would later be demolished to make place for an expansion of The Rice Fields, Retardistan's greatest export. He managed to tame a spider which he named Hank, and allowed him to live in his house. He was a fugitive in The Lake Hunt Incident, in which Hank eventually died.

Killed Victims

 * Hank (Indirectly Caused)
 * Several unnamed mobs
 * Asuma (Nekromancer was involved)
 * Asuna (Nekromancer was involved)

Events Involved In

 * The Lake Hunt Incident
 * The Great Return Of The Neonazis

Buildings Created

 * Retard Haus
 * The Rice Fields
 * The Church of Cock and Balls with Nekromancer

Buildings Destroyed

 * None