Alphonso

Alphonso Eduardo Ignacio Rodríguez, also known as Sexy Al, was a Hispanic serial child rapist, trained terrorist, and mastermind behind the Church of Cock & Balls Shooting.

Biography
Going by the alias "Sexy Al", Alphonso assaulted and molested a total of seven Retardistani children at the age of five. On April 10, 2020 he was sentenced to hanging in the Church of Cock & Balls for multiple crimes, including rape, murder, and listening to Nielson.

It was later revealed that he was sent through time and space by Jaap Schaap during The Great Llama Uprising to assassinate Erendust.

Killed Victims

 * 7 Retardistani children
 * Numerous counts of mobs and people

Killed by

 * Nekromancer
 * Erendust

On April 10, 2020, Alphonso was sentenced to hanging for eternity by Erendust. However, Nekromancer untied the leash, causing Alphonso to fall to his death.

Events Involved In

 * The Great Llama Uprising
 * Church of Cock & Balls Shooting
 * Hanging of Alphonso